a cargo skirt? is that even legal?
you'll have to forgive MNL, where he lives, he's still in the "jorts are the new acid wash jeans" phase. cargos frighten and confuse him.
Am I the only one who sees something other than 'Sigar Tibbits'?
I wear cargos and flip flops regularly in first class. I just don't care. What bothers me is that when I'm on a 757, I don't get to eyeball everybody on their way back to steerage. The boarding door is behind the first class cabin. God, I do love a vodka tonic on the tarmac.
DAL was deader than green bay in march last week. at continental E-PC right now... a buncha douches but no vag
Now I will say when you get to fly Lufthansa first class out of Frankfurt and they drive you to the plane, from the dedicated First Class Terminal, in a Porsche Panamera just before take off with all the coach eyeballs looking out their little window and already packed in their sardine can seats is priceless.
i got 1st class tix on lufthansa going through FRA in november for a turkey trip... on 747 upperdeck (hopefully renovated by then)... cant wait
now some south american hotties are shuffling in for the GIG flight
they have converted some 747s though with the fixed bed
I don't always fly First Class, but when i do, i drop a deuce in the aisle of the coach section just to remind them who is boss.
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Yes. Got to go through it twice in twelve hours. Finally home though.
/semiconductor industry veteran
Damn, that is a good spread. Where is that? It's usually Bud Light and then some weak, token effort a local brew, meaning said brewery has a distribution warehouse within 250 miles.
I can't wait for my next trip so I can contribute to this thread. UCLA trip is the next one planned.
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Last time I went to Portland I had to piss like a $#@! but I'll be dammed if i was going to give up the back of that armrest to the fat bald $#@! next to me.
I dominated the armrest that day my friends. Like an old man returning soup in a deli.
all you $#@!ers need to watch this week's curb your enthusiasm
It really elevated the debate of which class is allowed to use which lavatory.
I fully support women flying in yoga pants. But like most things we wish for, it'll just end being all the women that shouldn't be in yoga pants/women who think "yoga" is a type of spicy ranch dressing from Greece that you eat by the pint.
this thread has been some great reading, carry on $#@!s
Yeah, I had some old lady give me a dirty look the other day. She was wearing head phones, so I know she didn't hear it. I let out a monster fart and I could tell that she felt the vibration from it, on a plane in flight. Now that's a fart.
I'm flying American Airlines into DFW later this month. Never been before.
Give me suggestions dammit.
Terminal 8 at jfk sucks, the part with gates 1-12. Flying to the Dominican repub. Loudest plane ever. I swear if I yell out Jose, half the plane would turn around. No racist.
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If you've never been overserved at the Wichita ICT airport bar. I highly recommend it.
I thought you were up front driving. Sorry.
Just got in the elevator to go to back to my hotel room. Total stranger asks "did you just workout?" i said "Nope". He replied, i'll probably run a mile or so in the morning if you want to join me." What the $#@! is wrong with people?
First class only really exists on international flights. Once you taste that, you realize the so-called first class on domestic flights is really just a wider coach seat.
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