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    Quote Originally Posted by carrera View Post
    when i am in first class, i am in work clothes or a hoodie and shorts with sandals. i then tell people if they ask that i am a trust fund kid. f the haters.

    i will be flying out of atl first class on friday.
    worst city ever to fly out of

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    a cargo skirt? is that even legal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    a cargo skirt? is that even legal?
    And once again the Circle of Shaggy closes.

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    you'll have to forgive MNL, where he lives, he's still in the "jorts are the new acid wash jeans" phase. cargos frighten and confuse him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunns38 View Post
    I also fly first class frequently and wear shorts, plus i'm Black so people think i'm a pro athlete or something.
    Wait, you're NOT a pro athlete? Color me confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCruiser View Post
    I'm all for comfort, just living a bit in the past and giving you guys some $#@!. Relax Barbara.

    But stop and think about one thing. A little inverse proportion ratio. The crappier men dress on planes these days, the fatter and older the flight attendants seem to get. That can't be a coincidence.
    That's what the SWA pilot was bitchin about several weeks ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCruiser View Post
    But stop and think about one thing. A little inverse proportion ratio. The crappier men dress on planes these days, the fatter and older the flight attendants seem to get. That can't be a coincidence.
    It's the opposite of a coincidence. You're welcome to dress like it's the 50s, seeing as that's when your stewardess started earning seniority.

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    I wear cargos and flip flops regularly in first class. I just don't care. What bothers me is that when I'm on a 757, I don't get to eyeball everybody on their way back to steerage. The boarding door is behind the first class cabin. God, I do love a vodka tonic on the tarmac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lat22 View Post
    I wear cargos and flip flops regularly in first class. I just don't care. What bothers me is that when I'm on a 757, I don't get to eyeball everybody on their way back to steerage. The boarding door is behind the first class cabin. God, I do love a vodka tonic on the tarmac.
    Try flying an A380. You don 't even board at the same gate with the cattle class. They have one gate for business/first and a different gate for the others. Kind of ruins the superiority eyeball.

    Now I will say when you get to fly Lufthansa first class out of Frankfurt and they drive you to the plane, from the dedicated First Class Terminal, in a Porsche Panamera just before take off with all the coach eyeballs looking out their little window and already packed in their sardine can seats is priceless.

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    i got 1st class tix on lufthansa going through FRA in november for a turkey trip... on 747 upperdeck (hopefully renovated by then)... cant wait

    now some south american hotties are shuffling in for the GIG flight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lat22 View Post
    I wear cargos and flip flops regularly in first class. I just don't care. What bothers me is that when I'm on a 757, I don't get to eyeball everybody on their way back to steerage. The boarding door is behind the first class cabin. God, I do love a vodka tonic on the tarmac.
    Staring up from your free drink to eyeball the commoners as they are ushered to the back of the bus is one of the best perks of first class. Of course when you miss getting upgraded by 1 person, those stares hurt, hurt bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SBBruin View Post
    Wait, you're NOT a pro athlete? Color me confused.
    I got the same $#@! on campus. ...wait, you don't play ball?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5280 View Post
    i got 1st class tix on lufthansa going through FRA in november for a turkey trip... on 747 upperdeck (hopefully renovated by then)... cant wait

    now some south american hotties are shuffling in for the GIG flight
    Yes, Lufthansa 747's are still stuck in the 80's.

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    I don't always fly First Class, but when i do, i drop a deuce in the aisle of the coach section just to remind them who is boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilkmanDan View Post
    "I give design input to chip manufacturers worth billions of dollars."

    Dulles Airport?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hornsareus View Post
    Dulles Airport?
    That's what I was thinking. Stupid people movers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilkmanDan View Post
    "I give design input to chip manufacturers worth billions of dollars."

    Is that what he was saying to someone? He looks like he should be well beyond that kind of douchebaggery. I can understand a kid recently out of college saying that to make himself feel cool, but jesus- after 22 or 23 that's just sad to say something like that.

    /semiconductor industry veteran

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserSoze View Post
    Is that what he was saying to someone? He looks like he should be well beyond that kind of douchebaggery. I can understand a kid recently out of college saying that to make himself feel cool, but jesus- after 22 or 23 that's just sad to say something like that.

    /semiconductor industry veteran
    Yes, he was painting himself as a consultant offering some kind of optimization - but it wasn't going to show up in the production pipeline for six years. If I knew what was going to happen with semiconductors six years from now, I can promise I wouldn't be on a people mover at 4:30 a.m.

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    I can't wait for my next trip so I can contribute to this thread. UCLA trip is the next one planned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TornACL View Post
    I was reminded of this thread when I got a rare first class upgrade DFW-Miami yesterday.

    The guy sitting across the aisle from me had the audacity to wear shorts. Like some kind of $#@!ing commoner. I was appalled.

    However, they were not cargo shorts, so I wasn't sure if I could rightfully demand that the flight attendant throw him off the plane.

    Ruling?
    Seriously that may have been me. I take that flight almost every other week and flew to MIA on the 9th. Did the dude look awesome, $#@!ing strong, and have a shaved head? If so, $#@! you. I don't like to wear my suits on planes and usually change in the airport bathroom when I arrive if I have a same day meeting.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skipperj View Post
    Most people in first class don't pay for first class. We just fly a lot and get upgraded.
    It is rare when I don't get upgraded. I never pay for a first class ticket. Most people in first these days are salesmen and consultants at the highest airline status level. I WOULD pay for first class to Europe, but that is because I cant handle the arm rest battle for more than 4 hours or so.

    Last time I went to Portland I had to piss like a $#@! but I'll be dammed if i was going to give up the back of that armrest to the fat bald $#@! next to me.

    I dominated the armrest that day my friends. Like an old man returning soup in a deli.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5280 View Post
    they have converted some 747s though with the fixed bed


    Like a boss! I get stuck on MD 80s 98% of the time.

    Flew 8 legs last week (beat that mfers) and all 8 were MD 80s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lat22 View Post
    I can't wait for my next trip so I can contribute to this thread.
    I'm flying in a couple of weeks and because of this thread can't decide if I should dress Betty Draper styles or go with the female equivalent of the cargo short...yoga pants.

    Of course, I'll try for the upgrade to first class or better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horn Chick View Post
    I'm flying in a couple of weeks and because of this thread can't decide if I should dress Betty Draper styles or go with the female equivalent of the cargo short...yoga pants.

    Of course, I'll try for the upgrade to first class or better.
    yoga pants

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    Quote Originally Posted by KaiserSoze View Post
    yoga pants
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    all you $#@!ers need to watch this week's curb your enthusiasm

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    asshat TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser's Avatar
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    It really elevated the debate of which class is allowed to use which lavatory.

    I fully support women flying in yoga pants. But like most things we wish for, it'll just end being all the women that shouldn't be in yoga pants/women who think "yoga" is a type of spicy ranch dressing from Greece that you eat by the pint.

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    asshat 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by fawnknutsen View Post
    They let you wield your $#@! on the plane? TH must be flying the wrong airline.
    They do not. It used to just be frowned upon, but now it's illegal. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

    For those of you that fly in shorts, I like to wipe boogers on the front seat cushion so that your knee pits rub up against them.

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    this thread has been some great reading, carry on $#@!s

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    Quote Originally Posted by 244335 View Post
    They do not. It used to just be frowned upon, but now it's illegal. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

    For those of you that fly in shorts, I like to wipe boogers on the front seat cushion so that your knee pits rub up against them.
    meh.. I'm a dirty $#@!, so I'm probably doing more damage to the seat in my shorts than you are with your boogers..

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    asshat 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? 244335's Avatar
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    Yeah, I had some old lady give me a dirty look the other day. She was wearing head phones, so I know she didn't hear it. I let out a monster fart and I could tell that she felt the vibration from it, on a plane in flight. Now that's a fart.

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    I'm flying American Airlines into DFW later this month. Never been before.

    Give me suggestions dammit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckeyesSuck View Post
    I'm flying American Airlines into DFW later this month. Never been before.

    Give me suggestions dammit.
    I'm partial to the Mexican bar in terminal D. Forget the name of it. Terminal D has a couple of other good spots too. The rest of the terminals suck in my opinion. Spent the entire night in that MFer one time. Hate that airport in general.

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    Terminal 8 at jfk sucks, the part with gates 1-12. Flying to the Dominican repub. Loudest plane ever. I swear if I yell out Jose, half the plane would turn around. No racist.

    Sent from my iPhone killing EVO using tapatalk.

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    asshat TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TheCruiser's Avatar
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    If you've never been overserved at the Wichita ICT airport bar. I highly recommend it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 244335 View Post
    Yeah, I had some old lady give me a dirty look the other day. She was wearing head phones, so I know she didn't hear it. I let out a monster fart and I could tell that she felt the vibration from it, on a plane in flight. Now that's a fart.
    When you fart in an airplane seat, most of it escapes between the seatback and seat itself into the row behind you. So, you may be thinking. "Meh, these don't stink." In fact I am bathing in your farts one row back, planning your execution.

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    I thought you were up front driving. Sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stunns38 View Post
    Terminal 8 at jfk sucks, the part with gates 1-12. Flying to the Dominican repub. Loudest plane ever. I swear if I yell out Jose, half the plane would turn around. No racist.

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    Did everyone clap when the plane landed?

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    Just got in the elevator to go to back to my hotel room. Total stranger asks "did you just workout?" i said "Nope". He replied, i'll probably run a mile or so in the morning if you want to join me." What the $#@! is wrong with people?

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    First class only really exists on international flights. Once you taste that, you realize the so-called first class on domestic flights is really just a wider coach seat.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MitchCumsteen View Post
    Just got in the elevator to go to back to my hotel room. Total stranger asks "did you just workout?" i said "Nope". He replied, i'll probably run a mile or so in the morning if you want to join me." What the $#@! is wrong with people?
    What time you going?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MitchCumsteen View Post
    Just got in the elevator to go to back to my hotel room. Total stranger asks "did you just workout?" i said "Nope". He replied, i'll probably run a mile or so in the morning if you want to join me." What the $#@! is wrong with people?
    Watch your cornhole, bud.

    Quote Originally Posted by ousuxndallas View Post
    First class only really exists on international flights. Once you taste that, you realize the so-called first class on domestic flights is really just a wider coach seat.
    And a movie and drinks. Stay down there for a year.

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