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    Tell me about Texas A&M

    Their school and culture in particular.

    What exactly is their tie to the military? They don't appear to be a service academy. I know they have male "yell leaders", but do they have normal, female ones?

    This "will they or won't they go to the SEC " crap brings these questions to mind?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich and Smooth View Post
    Their school and culture in particular.

    What exactly is their tie to the military? They don't appear to be a service academy.
    there's no link.

    I know they have male "yell leaders", but do they have normal, female ones?
    No.

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    They jizz in jars.

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    they have a propensity to engage in bestiality. I fear for the sheep in the southeast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitbyatrain View Post
    there's no link.
    Seriously?

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    They jizz in jars.
    What does this mean? If I google will it just lead back to Shaggy?

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    They collectively jack off into a jar and set it on fire before they play the University of Texas.

    And I am not kidding.

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    Gotta be honest, this team has been outstanding in recent years

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTomTerrific View Post
    They collectively jack off into a jar and set it on fire before they play the University of Texas.

    And I am not kidding.

    Yeah, I just googled it .... gross, real gross. They really hate you guys...or are very homo, probably both.

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    But, they're not cheerleaders.

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    Texas A&M was founded by the Morrill Land Grant Act which was a mandate to found colleges that teach agriculture and mechanical courses of study and which included military tactics. As a result, the Corps of Cadets was founded. The Corps was and still is taught by military officers and many Corps members seek direct commissions into the military. During World War I and World War II, A&M commissioned more officers than the military academies combined. As a result of the military tradition, A&M was all male until 1963. While the Corps is still strong on campus and still produces many officers for the military (several of which are my friends and are currently deployed) its impact has definitely lessened since Corps membership is not mandatory and the campus is co-ed.

    In a nutshell, A&M has a very strong tie to the military and anyone who claims otherwise is a fool.

    And yes, I went to A&M. Hope this helps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalebMcCreary06 View Post
    Texas A&M was founded by the Morrill Land Grant Act which was a mandate to found colleges that teach agriculture and mechanical courses of study and which included military tactics. As a result, the Corps of Cadets was founded. The Corps was and still is taught by military officers and many Corps members seek direct commissions into the military. During World War I and World War II, A&M commissioned more officers than the military academies combined. As a result of the military tradition, A&M was all male until 1963. While the Corps is still strong on campus and still produces many officers for the military (several of which are my friends and are currently deployed) its impact has definitely lessened since Corps membership is not mandatory and the campus is co-ed.

    In a nutshell, A&M has a very strong tie to the military and anyone who claims otherwise is a fool.

    And yes, I went to A&M. Hope this helps.

    Thanks, I really had no idea.

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    I don't think that's the kind of $#@! he wanted to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalebMcCreary06 View Post
    The Corps was and still is taught by military officers and many Corps members seek direct commissions into the military.

    I think you're talking about the ROTC portion of the Corps, which is the same at every school. Most of the Corps is just a bunch of $#@!ets that are playing Army.

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    Okay, wtf is this? Are they jizz-jarring in front of each other? Why would you put your face so close? How the $#@! are you supposed to get off with a bunch of dudes with their mouths open at crotch level?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CalebMcCreary06 View Post
    Texas A&M was founded by the Morrill Land Grant Act which was a mandate to found colleges that teach agriculture and mechanical courses of study and which included military tactics. As a result, the Corps of Cadets was founded. The Corps was and still is taught by military officers and many Corps members seek direct commissions into the military. During World War I and World War II, A&M commissioned more officers than the military academies combined. As a result of the military tradition, A&M was all male until 1963. While the Corps is still strong on campus and still produces many officers for the military (several of which are my friends and are currently deployed) its impact has definitely lessened since Corps membership is not mandatory and the campus is co-ed.

    In a nutshell, A&M has a very strong tie to the military and anyone who claims otherwise is a fool.

    And yes, I went to A&M. Hope this helps.
    The link today between A&M and the military is the same one shared by any ROTC program around the country.

    The majority of the corps dont take a military comittment. They are D&C cadets (Drill and Ceremony). In effect it's a bunch of college kids playing dress up for four years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich and Smooth View Post



    Okay, wtf is this? Are they jizz-jarring in front of each other? Why would you put your face so close? How the $#@! are you supposed to get off with a bunch of dudes with their mouths open at crotch level?
    Ironically, they love to accuse everyone in Austin of being gay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalebMcCreary06 View Post
    The Corps was and still is taught by military officers and many Corps members seek direct commissions into the military.
    If by "many" you meant "less than half" you would be correct.

    You also forgot to mention that they like to throw $#@! on band members of opposing teams, or chase their cheerleaders around with calvary swords.

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    A&M commissions approximately 45% of cadets into the military. When you consider that enrollment is currently around 2000, that is a significant amount, more than any other ROTC school in the nation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CalebMcCreary06 View Post
    A&M commissions approximately 45% of cadets into the military. When you consider that enrollment is currently around 2000, that is a significant amount, more than any other ROTC school in the nation.
    Well then no wonder we can't win a $#@!ing war these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tex Pete View Post
    Who hasn't picked their nose public? Getting caught on camera sucks though...


    Okay, this was kind of funny...


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    I's say it shouldn't have taken this long to get to this video...but lets be honest, there's just SO much material to cover here.

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    Oh, what's that Tra La La Video? You miss your other good friend, Rise Up?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rich and Smooth View Post
    Who hasn't picked their nose public? Getting caught on camera sucks though..
    picking yer nose is one thing. eating your boogers is another.


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    vid already posted...

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    Jim Rome said it best.

    1) They won't shut up. They have to go on about spirit, and old army, and red ass, and how bonfire represents the burning sensation they have in their urine to beat UT, and blah blah blah. Shut up. You start to get the feeling the entire school was built to spite UT.

    2) Forget the fact that when the Texas Legislature back in the 1870's passed legislation to start a state university they also decided to have a subsidiary branch of the main school (University of Texas) that would teach agriculture and mechanics. Aggies love to say their school is older, from where they get that I don't know ... the fact is, the state intended A&M to be a branch of UT. They are like the afterbirth from the original creation. Like Danny Devito in "Twins".

    3) So they apparently have this complex, so much so, that they must devote their entire school to trying to prove to UT that they are just as good. All the while, nobody at UT denies that A&M is a good school, yet they won't shut up. So they write a fight song ... about? ... Texas, and how they want to beat them. They have a Fish Camp for freshman where they tell them how bad Texas is and how good A&M and all its traditions are. It is the world's largest known case of $#@! envy, and it is manifested in everything A&M does.

    4) The people at A&M. Now we all have friends who went to A&M or are at A&M. There are some nice people there. However ... There is the Corp. East Texas' answer to dreams of ROTC kids everywhere. For every boy scout who never learned to stop playing with his GI Joe Toys, there is the Corp. Now, forget the fact that A&M will actually let people with sub-par grades enroll if they agree to join the Corp. Forget the fact that the Corps looked like a Gestapo-hate rally while beating down students on Kyle Field in 1995. Forget the fact that along with the numerous hazing charges that have been filed against them, and swept under the rug over the years, they just this past month have had one Corps member bring charges against another Corps member who apparently had been propositioning others for a little actual sodomy. Not only could I go on with more instances of idiocracy by these Khaki-clad-shaven-headed-dorks, I am sure each of you have your own stories. The point is: We all respect West Point, Annapolis, The Air Force Academy; however, nobody respects the Corp. I imagine they are kind of the laughing stock of the military world. Just because you dress like the Army, and try and act like the Army, does not make you the Army. People at A&M don't even respect these clowns. It is not cool to shave your head and dress up. Halloween is only supposed to be one day of the year. If you want to carry guns and beat up civilians, move to Israel.

    5) It is even less cool to slobber on somebody's daughter on national television and call it a tradition. Dry humping 18-year-old girls in the stands at football games is not cool. Not only is it not cool, it should be against the law. I know that in College Station, students are just prone to mount each other on the campus lawn, or in the middle of class, or anytime anything good happens you can just grab the girl sitting next to you and start sucking on her face. But everywhere else in the world, it is looked down upon. Especially if you are doing it on my TV. That is why we have moved the game from Thanksgiving. Because people across the nation were gagging on their turkey when in the middle of watching a football game, some boy scout is tongue thrashing some overweight co-ed during somebody's Thanksgiving dinner. We do not need to see burly women engaged in a suckfest every time your woeful offense manages to put points on the board. Some of these girls are in desperate need of a trip to the Clinique counter. Screw that, forget make-up, it is too late for that, just give them a veil.

    6) "T.U." is not funny. It is not insulting. It is dumb. Just imagine if folks from Texas kept talking about M&A and giggling. That would not be funny. In fact, it would be retarded. That's why UT fans don't do it. Please learn.

    7) You want to lose the image of country bumpkins, of a people fond of sheep, of people that aren't stupid? Then quit building things that fall down. Quit chasing cheerleaders around with swords on national TV. Quit whooping in church. Quit whooping period. Quit putting up scoreboards for the enjoyment of dead mammals. Quit spending your Friday nights practicing how to yell. Quit telling rape jokes to reporters when you're running for Governor. When you are filling out season ticket renewals, and the form asks for your phone number, h&w. quit putting 258-3999, Height 6'3", Weight 185. Just, collectively, stop making asses of yourselves. Go to East Texas, tour every small town, and ask every red neck with a fifth-grade education why they cheer for A&M and wear maroon. That is your fan base. This is why you are perceived by the educated masses as stupid.

    8) Nobody cares if you think your band is better. They might be louder, they might march in neat little zig zags, but they have no musical ability. The point is, nobody cares who wins halftime. Quit getting geeked up about marching bands. I find it hard to believe you stood through your high school band's entire halftime performance. And why? Cause nobody cared then and nobody cares now. Plus, you can hear them fine sitting down even if you do care. Why is it cool all of a sudden now that you're in college?

    9) Men should never let out high-pitched whooping sounds. Perhaps the only justifiable situation in which this can be tolerated is perhaps during an anal probe. Oh wait...I understand now.

    10) Dogs are not ladies. They don't look or smell like ladies. Dogs eat their own feces and should be treated accordingly.

    11) Finally, College Station is an arm-pit of a town. Quit pretending that it is a great college town. It is a town, and there is a college there. That should be the end of this comparison. If you feel that life doesn't get any better than the Dixie Chicken, and enjoy being stuck in a never-ending "Dukes of Hazard" episode, then move there. More importantly, don't move to Austin ... They are trying to create an educated, technological, and open-minded population base. Austin is, and will continue to be, the birthplace and final resting place of all that is cool.

    As my friend, Stephen Johnson, once said: "If the world were ever to get an enema, College Station is where you would connect the hose." If you go to school at A&M, please don't be an Aggie.

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    When this thread comes to a sweaty, breathless climax, we should vote on the most humiliating single demonstration of their "culture."

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    aggy is pretty good at being caught in awkward situations and coming up with KILLER one-liners to save face....like this:


    Pittman suspended after being charged with indecency
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    November 13, 2003
    By CHRISTOPHER FERRELL
    Eagle Staff Writer

    A Texas A&M University football player has been charged with indecent exposure after police say he masturbated in a university parking lot while smiling at a female student who was trying to park her car.

    Tate Pittman, a freshman defensive lineman from Odessa, was released Thursday from the Brazos County Jail after posting $10,000 bail. He has been suspended from the team, according to a release issued by A&M Athletics Director Bill Byrne.

    A female student was trying to park her car Oct. 28 when Pittman, 18, pulled up next to her in a Dodge Ram and began smiling at her, according to court records.

    When the woman walked closer to the truck, records state, Pittman asked her, “Can you help me with this?” as he motioned to his exposed genitals.

    The woman contacted College Station police several days later and identified Pittman from a lineup.

    It was the second time Pittman has been arrested in less than six weeks. He was charged with driving while intoxicated in September but has not stood trial on that charge.

    Texas A&M football coach Dennis Franchione said Thursday he would not comment and directed reporters to Byrne’s statement.

    The statement, issued Thursday afternoon, said only that Pittman had been suspended from the program indefinitely for violating Athletic Department rules and the university’s code of conduct.

    Pittman has not played in a game this season for the Aggies and was being redshirted.

    Read more: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/general...#ixzz1VEurhy3D

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    they abuse dogs




    they like to dig in man asses


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    Texas racist players are kicked off the team. aTm racist players have to take a class and do 24 hours of community service:

    Witnesses say Hangartner shouted slurs
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    COLLEGE STATION, Texas -- A Texas A&M football player arrested on a drunken driving charge says he didn't yell racial slurs outside a fast-food restaurant as alleged in a police report, his attorney says.

    Geoff Hangartner was charged early Monday with driving while intoxicated after police said they followed his vehicle from the restaurant to a nearby home where he failed a field sobriety test.

    Teammate Cole Smith, who was in the vehicle, was cited for public intoxication.

    "Geoff completely denies making any kind of racial epitaph," his attorney, Jim James, said in a story in Thursday's Bryan-College Station Eagle. "He finds any kind of racial slur absolutely abhorrent. My client did not make any kind of racial comment and did not exit the vehicle."

    Restaurant employees called police to the restaurant just before 1 a.m., saying two white men were shouting racial slurs at black passengers in another car in the drive-thru line, according to court records.

    College Station police Lt. Mark Langwell said one of the players got out of the sport utility and began yelling at the car's driver.

    Hangartner told police Smith had gotten into an argument with the car's driver, but would not say what was said.

    The people inside the car told police they wanted to press charges based on the racially charged verbal attack, which a police officer, who was across the street, said he could hear, according to a written affidavit.

    Hangartner will be a senior in the fall. He has started at center for the past two years and earned third-team All Big 12 honors. Smith, who will be a junior, has appeared in one game in 2003.
    A&M coach Dennis Franchione said the team will consider allowing center Geoff Hangartner and offensive lineman Cole Smith to return after they attend a multicultural course, perform 24 hours of community service and complete an alcohol awareness program

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat View Post
    You also forgot to mention that they like to throw $#@! on band members of opposing teams, or chase their cheerleaders around with calvary swords.
    true dat (note short fatass in the rear):


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    Quote Originally Posted by Spotswood View Post



    Gotta be honest, this team has been outstanding in recent years
    gotta counter that with the famous 'hot chick in pink' from texasags.com. there was a multi-page thread about this slammin' chick who showed her tits on tv during a game. it turns out, aggy was all hot and bothered with:



    also take note of "contemplative ag" on the bottom left...
    Last edited by NEZ_bum; 08-16-2011 at 07:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spotswood View Post


    Gotta be honest, this team has been outstanding in recent years
    I wouldn't say "outstanding." 3 of those girls are hot, and another couple are pretty. I spy a fatty and a retard, too. Most importantly, what the $#@! is wrong with bitch #2's eyes on the top row. They look like cartoon eyes that pop out when they see they're about to get hit by a train, safe, or falling piano.

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