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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    they cant suspend you for that, unless they are reading right now
    i would hope they're busy trying to get their site back online and not executing counter-subconscious espionage surveillance here at shaggy

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishtexan
    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    they cant suspend you for that, unless they are reading right now
    i would hope they're busy trying to get their site back online and not executing counter-subconscious espionage surveillance here at shaggy
    There's a war going on boys. Keep your guard up at all times. We took them down this time, but when they come back, they'll come back hard. Set up the perimeter, tighten the defenses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by staley
    Quote Originally Posted by irishtexan
    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    they cant suspend you for that, unless they are reading right now
    i would hope they're busy trying to get their site back online and not executing counter-subconscious espionage surveillance here at shaggy
    There's a war going on boys. Keep your guard up at all times. We took them down this time, but when they come back, they'll come back hard. Set up the perimeter, tighten the defenses.

    WTF?

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    Just stumbled onto this site. Outstanding.... Looks like I was the 665th person to sign up. Damn, that was close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornLoboRx
    Just stumbled onto this site. Outstanding.... Looks like I was the 665th person to sign up. Damn, that was close.
    Out of curiosity, how did you find us?

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    Pardon my party crashing. I had no idea this place was here; no invites, didn't see any of the posts. I Googled "hornfans" to see if I could find out why the site was down and came across their Wiki entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornfans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idigTexas
    Pardon my party crashing. I had no idea this place was here; no invites, didn't see any of the posts. I Googled "hornfans" to see if I could find out why the site was down and came across their Wiki entry.
    I, too, just found the site, and in exactly the same way as ^.

    This is awesome. I really, really couldn't stand that site. The community was great, but the mods (LHG) could be so condescending, rude, impatient, and unreasonable. It was frustrating.

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    welcome!

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    seems like the wiki link is quite effective

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    Moderators enforce it by banning anyone who speaks out and deleting his or her posts. One of the moderators admitted in 2001 to banning over 600 users.[5]
    must have been a slow year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    seems like the wiki link is quite effective
    Combined with a prolonged hornfans outage, yes. I can't imagine seeing it under normal circumstances.

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    Trust me, a lot of PMs would have been sent to a lot of y'all but for HF mods reading PMs and suspending/banning people for sending invites.

    There's still a lot of people on HF who need to be over here.

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    do they still have chat over there? seems like you could spam there pretty easy, how close an eye do they keep on that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    do they still have chat over there? seems like you could spam there pretty easy, how close an eye do they keep on that?
    Already been done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    do they still have chat over there? seems like you could spam there pretty easy, how close an eye do they keep on that?
    Rumopr is that they go back and read chat logs.

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    wow thats just retarted

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    There is no way they read chat, or everybody would have been banned for mentioning goatse, lemon party, 2g1c, tub girl, etc.

    HF Chat was an oasis of perversion and depravity. Not for me, of course.

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    thats what i was thinking, i didnt go into chat except for during games sometimes, but i remember lots of "guidlines" bieng violated pretty much constantly.

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    I think the guideline violation was part of the spirit that brought about this place.

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    There should be some way to invite all the poor SOB's like me that got banned over there.

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    I think we should make a deal with the Hutt. We should agree to not send any PMs or post any messages in exchange that anyone that gets suspended or banned gets notified of the option to switch to shaggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhrnfan
    I think we should make a deal with the Hutt. We should agree to not send any PMs or post any messages in exchange that anyone that gets suspended or banned gets notified of the option to switch to shaggy.
    I'm betting she can't fucking stand it that we are getting so popular, so I doubt she'd go for that.

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    wouldnt be a bad idea, but no way theyd agree to that

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    Quote Originally Posted by idigTexas
    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    seems like the wiki link is quite effective
    Combined with a prolonged hornfans outage, yes. I can't imagine seeing it under normal circumstances.
    unless someone linked to it over there. Would that be a violation?

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    hehe... someone put the hf wiki link in their sig on hf

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    hahha, link to that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Dude
    hehe... someone put the hf wiki link in their sig on hf
    So now there is going to be a battle between the HF mods and the SB crowd to edit that wiki page??

    Where IS that popcorn emoticon??

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    don't a lot of hf users have their email addy in their profile?

    just sayin'

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    hmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottsins
    don't a lot of hf users have their email addy in their profile?

    just sayin'
    I did, for exactly the reasons we would be using them for.

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    Man, over 10k posts at HF and not one invite over hear from you bastards! No love, no love.

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    Probably because we knew you would steal someone's avatar.

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    Yeah, I have to look twice, thinking I've double posted!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellraiser97
    Man, over 10k posts at HF and not one invite over hear from you bastards! No love, no love.
    well, in our defense, you are a yankee now...

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    I am happy to be on a site than allows me to respond by saying:

    MAY YOU BURN IN HELL YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D

    It took me quite a while to get my Limey friends to stop lumping me in with the "Yanks" category!

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    Well, well, well fucking well

    Hello, no-invite-giving motherfuckers. I'm not holding it against you. Most of you. Some of you. OK, I hate the lot of you for letting me suffer over there.

    I want to address two things (only one in this post) and then I will never again mention the stupid site from which I have arrived:

    Leaving: oh it was fun. I posted a profane but amusing "SHUT THE FUCK UP" response to some political stuff in a thread on the main board. Then, tongue still firmly in cheek, I reported my own post, saying "Sorry, just got frustrated".

    You can imagine the response I got back. I was basically told, in between profanities and insults, that I would have been banned had I not self-reported-- I guess this was to induce gratitude for such munificence.

    Well, fuck that. I thought about it for a while and decided that after 12,000 posts since 1999, I'd had enough of the mods and left a scorching bridge of a PM behind me as I logged out and deleted my cookie:

    "I really don't give a shit"

    That's really the essence of things, whether you understand it or not.

    Look, don't cut me any slack out of sanctimonious benevolence. If what I posted on a silly message board deserves the heave-ho, then just sack up and do it. Don't muck around with absurd "I would ban you but...." crap; I'm not gonna read that and think, "Man, I am sure glad not to be banned!". I'll log out right now and never even know the difference. I guess if I ever change my mind, I can spoof up a new IP and pretend I like the tightass rules here.

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    Ah, sweet relief. I feel like an asshole relieved of its hemorrhoids. An apt simile. I'd have been here the second the doors opened if I'd known about it.

    I am guessing I am banned. That was the idea, after all.

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    welcome over to the shag, whoootex. we are glad to have you on board.

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    fuck yeah, I'm glad Whoo is over here now!

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    There's been a sizable jump in members that past couple of days.

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    Yeah, I caught the Megan Willis link. Solid job on the new forum guys, Hornfans mods sucked dick. I remember getting banned a few years ago for calling a dumbass a dumbass on west mall, came back awhile later and got suspended a couple times for stupid shit (including one joke about Mormons in a basketball thread during a Rockets-Jazz game).

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    Re: Well, well, well fucking well

    Quote Originally Posted by WhoooTex
    Hello, no-invite-giving motherfuckers. I'm not holding it against you. Most of you. Some of you. OK, I hate the lot of you for letting me suffer over there.

    I want to address two things (only one in this post) and then I will never again mention the stupid site from which I have arrived:

    Leaving: oh it was fun. I posted a profane but amusing "SHUT THE FUCK UP" response to some political stuff in a thread on the main board. Then, tongue still firmly in cheek, I reported my own post, saying "Sorry, just got frustrated".

    You can imagine the response I got back. I was basically told, in between profanities and insults, that I would have been banned had I not self-reported-- I guess this was to induce gratitude for such munificence.

    Well, fuck that. I thought about it for a while and decided that after 12,000 posts since 1999, I'd had enough of the mods and left a scorching bridge of a PM behind me as I logged out and deleted my cookie:

    "I really don't give a shit"

    That's really the essence of things, whether you understand it or not.

    Look, don't cut me any slack out of sanctimonious benevolence. If what I posted on a silly message board deserves the heave-ho, then just sack up and do it. Don't muck around with absurd "I would ban you but...." crap; I'm not gonna read that and think, "Man, I am sure glad not to be banned!". I'll log out right now and never even know the difference. I guess if I ever change my mind, I can spoof up a new IP and pretend I like the tightass rules here.

    PS Thanks for the mousepads


    Ah, sweet relief. I feel like an asshole relieved of its hemorrhoids. An apt simile. I'd have been here the second the doors opened if I'd known about it.

    I am guessing I am banned. That was the idea, after all.

    Most excellent job you've pulled off there. And welcome. This place is so much more fun than HF even thought of being, even back in the good old days.

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    Re: Well, well, well fucking well

    Quote Originally Posted by WhoooTex
    Hello, no-invite-giving motherfuckers. I'm not holding it against you. Most of you. Some of you. OK, I hate the lot of you for letting me suffer over there.

    I want to address two things (only one in this post) and then I will never again mention the stupid site from which I have arrived:

    Leaving: oh it was fun. I posted a profane but amusing "SHUT THE FUCK UP" response to some political stuff in a thread on the main board. Then, tongue still firmly in cheek, I reported my own post, saying "Sorry, just got frustrated".

    You can imagine the response I got back. I was basically told, in between profanities and insults, that I would have been banned had I not self-reported-- I guess this was to induce gratitude for such munificence.

    Well, fuck that. I thought about it for a while and decided that after 12,000 posts since 1999, I'd had enough of the mods and left a scorching bridge of a PM behind me as I logged out and deleted my cookie:

    "I really don't give a shit"

    That's really the essence of things, whether you understand it or not.

    Look, don't cut me any slack out of sanctimonious benevolence. If what I posted on a silly message board deserves the heave-ho, then just sack up and do it. Don't muck around with absurd "I would ban you but...." crap; I'm not gonna read that and think, "Man, I am sure glad not to be banned!". I'll log out right now and never even know the difference. I guess if I ever change my mind, I can spoof up a new IP and pretend I like the tightass rules here.

    PS Thanks for the mousepads


    Ah, sweet relief. I feel like an asshole relieved of its hemorrhoids. An apt simile. I'd have been here the second the doors opened if I'd known about it.

    I am guessing I am banned. That was the idea, after all.
    that is fucking awesome. welcome.

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    I approve of your send off, sir. Excellent work.

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    asshat The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude wins the internets! The Dude's Avatar
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    Wow, thanks for all the kind words. Glad to be here. I just think it's funny, I quit hornfans.com and just kind of assumed, "Well, guess I'm done posting on UT message boards forever." Then I stumble across this place the next day. GOD HAS A PLAN FOR ME, BROTHERS.

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    Good to see Whoo on here. One of the best on HF. Guess that means we will have some Buckeye discussion around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellraiser97
    Man, over 10k posts at HF and not one invite over hear from you bastards! No love, no love.
    hellraiser

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