Archer Season 3

**Doc Reeves** · 09-12-2011 01:03 AM

3 Episode Special airing in the next few weeks.

I'm in. Hard.

**DrManik** · 09-12-2011 01:13 AM

Cannot $#@!ing wait. This might be my favorite show on TV right now.

**hornfan785** · 09-12-2011 02:35 AM

In..

**SydneyCarton** · 09-12-2011 07:26 AM

Actually, not to nit-pick, but this is really only a mini-series style event.

We only get 3 episodes, to close out the story line of Archer after Katiana takes a header off the building to save him. The real season 3 hits in January.

I'm still $#@!ing exited, obviously. Just want to set expectations so that no one is enraged to the point of looting and pillaging when October comes and we get no more new episodes.

**wildcat09** · 09-12-2011 07:31 AM

I think it moved.

**BigOrange** · 09-12-2011 07:46 AM

i was all over this 4 days ago:

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/show...71#post3120571

**SpiralOut** · 09-12-2011 08:43 AM

"Yeah, just jackin' it. 'Cause we've established that that's all I was doing. Jackin' it...."

**huge** · 09-13-2011 10:02 PM

Sploosh

**NYCLonghorn** · 09-15-2011 08:17 AM

Tonights the night.

Hello razor.....welcome to the party. $#@! you Switzerland.

**SydneyCarton** · 09-15-2011 08:19 AM

Originally Posted by NYCLonghorn

Tonights the night.

Hello razor.....welcome to the party. $#@! you Switzerland.

Cramming their low riders full of free health care...and snow.

**OnBoard** · 09-15-2011 08:20 AM

DAAAAAAAAAAANGA ZONE !!! Bring it on Duchess !!!

**Doc Reeves** · 09-15-2011 11:14 AM

pretty excited.

Best show on TV right now.

**RamjetFDO** · 09-15-2011 11:47 AM

**SydneyCarton** · 09-16-2011 08:35 AM

Originally Posted by RamjetFDO

Sploosh. With semen.

**NOMAAA** · 09-16-2011 08:38 AM

it was awesome last night.

**DLev** · 09-16-2011 08:50 AM

Originally Posted by NOMAAA

it was awesome last night.

I didn't think it was very good at all. And I love Putty. Sploosh. With semen. May have been the only really good line.

**NotActuallyALonghorn** · 09-16-2011 01:01 PM

Watched it drunk last night, then again soberish this morning. Something was missing. I'm not sure what. It was good, but it seemed different somehow.

**OnBoard** · 09-16-2011 01:09 PM

The new character and the way the plot line is being developed. Multi part episode makes for a slower pace of story development. Just a guess.....

**capnamerca** · 09-16-2011 05:42 PM

just replying here to get the thread subscribed.

**RamjetFDO** · 09-16-2011 07:00 PM

So... meanwhile... in SEASON 3...

WOOHOO! Two personal records! For breath-holding ... and number of sharks shot in the fricking face!

**Horn_Spanker** · 09-16-2011 07:54 PM

The DVR quit when he told the pirates to put their hands down ($#@! you Time Warner). So what happened after that?

Thought it was The Tick. And it was

**Doc Reeves** · 09-16-2011 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Horn_Spanker

The DVR quit when he told the pirates to put their hands down ($#@! you Time Warner). So what happened after that?

Thought it was The Tick. And it was

Same here.

I thought the part about the plane being $#@!ty was gold.

**RamjetFDO** · 09-18-2011 08:46 PM

"Don't just sit there sweating like a giant cheese!"

"I'm gonna be a Pirate King!"

... and probably my favorite:

**hornfan785** · 09-18-2011 08:58 PM

**Hellraiser97** · 09-19-2011 06:24 AM

Not the best episode in the series but a got quite a few laughs watching it, so I'm happy.

**capnamerca** · 09-19-2011 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by Doc Reeves

Same here.

I thought the part about the plane being $#@!ty was gold.

Not all of the lines hit, but Archer's response to the word "ruse" in the airplane $#@!pit had my crying.

**Celery Man** · 09-19-2011 12:05 PM

Seriously, can someone who doesn't have $#@!ty Time Warner Austin cable service that cuts off the end of the show tell those of us who do what happened at the end of the episode? The last thing I saw was Archer saying "That's awesome!" after the pirates obeyed his command to put their arms down.

**Hellraiser97** · 09-19-2011 12:06 PM

Originally Posted by Celery Man

Seriously, can someone who doesn't have $#@!ty Time Warner Austin cable service that cuts off the end of the show tell those of us who do what happened at the end of the episode? The last thing I saw was Archer saying "That's awesome!" after the pirates obeyed his command to put their arms down.

Cabana chicks. Archer in heaven. There ya go.

**RamjetFDO** · 09-19-2011 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Celery Man

Seriously, can someone who doesn't have $#@!ty Time Warner Austin cable service that cuts off the end of the show tell those of us who do what happened at the end of the episode? The last thing I saw was Archer saying "That's awesome!" after the pirates obeyed his command to put their arms down.

Two things:

(1) I'm on TWC and have no issues with Archer cutting off early (or any other show for that matter)... you may need a new DVR or just manually update your season pass to extend the end time by a few minutes.

(2) After the pirates put their arms down, they pulled up to the dock at the pirate island, saw lots of hot island girls ready to throw a huge feast, and then Archer said:

So... HR97 had it pretty much right.

**Celery Man** · 09-19-2011 12:55 PM

Awesome, tanks.

I figured it was just a thing of my DVR being set wrong/retarded, but 2 or 3 other posters have complained of the same thing, the episode getting cut off at that moment.

There is not a piece of electronics in my lifestyle currently that I despise more than that unresponsive piece of $#@! Scientific Atlanta.

**hornfan785** · 09-19-2011 06:48 PM

**Doc Reeves** · 09-20-2011 01:17 AM

I smell a "you're my father??!?!"

**Huckleberry** · 09-20-2011 09:36 AM

Yeah, thought the same thing about that being his dad.

I thought the episode was very good when you consider it as part of a 3-episode miniseries.

**Kid Quick** · 09-20-2011 02:18 PM

To those of you who have Time-Warner and haven't invested in a Tivo yet, you're a moron and not deserving of knowing how the show ended last night.

http://www.tivo.com/products/tivo-pr...ite/index.html

**RamjetFDO** · 09-23-2011 08:25 AM

Meanwhile, in Season 3...

The teabagging had me laughing...

**RamjetFDO** · 09-23-2011 08:27 AM

(awkward pause)

**RamjetFDO** · 09-23-2011 11:07 AM

Noah, I’m half drunk and slathered in… every bodily fluid there is.

Oh... and...

**orangemocha** · 09-23-2011 12:49 PM

booty

**RamjetFDO** · 09-23-2011 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by orangemocha

booty

**thetruth** · 09-29-2011 09:56 PM

"Bag of $#@!s" reference on Archer just now!

**RamjetFDO** · 09-29-2011 09:57 PM

Cyril: Oh, eat a $#@!.

Pam: Bring it.

**orangemocha** · 09-30-2011 01:03 AM

dungeness crab

**SydneyCarton** · 09-30-2011 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by RamjetFDO

Cyril: Oh, eat a $#@!.

Pam: Bring it.

Haha. God, the way this show folds back into itself is so brilliant. "Bring it." Such a subtle and innocuous seeming phrase. But I can't stop laughing my $#@!ing ass off because it's what Cheryl shouted really fast, almost imperceptibly, when Lana tackled her ass in season 2.

Not that you guys needed me to explain that.

**RamjetFDO** · 09-30-2011 07:19 AM

**SydneyCarton** · 09-30-2011 07:36 AM

Fairly Tale? Phrasing.

Eww. Keep it moving, cripple.

**Frank The Tank** · 09-30-2011 08:45 AM

I couldn't stop laughing when Cheryl threw up a little bit in her mouth at the sight of naked Pam on Cyril's couch.

**lowery21** · 09-30-2011 10:04 AM

Damn dvr didn't record Heart of Archnes II. III was awesome though, just hate I missed all the pirate king goodness.

**RamjetFDO** · 09-30-2011 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by lowery21

Damn dvr didn't record Heart of Archnes II. III was awesome though, just hate I missed all the pirate king goodness.

PM sent

**lowery21** · 09-30-2011 10:31 AM

yes please

**TheCruiser** · 09-30-2011 10:51 AM

I don't know why his commentary about playing the redshirt freshman that he was grooming for something special was so damn funny to me.

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