Who are we thinking will start opening day? Holland? Lewis?
Who are we thinking will start opening day? Holland? Lewis?
Haha $#@!...forgot to switch threads on tapatalk.
But now that you mention it, Kari at 1B as a defensive replacement in late innings?
He's definitely got the glove hand.
I'm not a Rangers fan, but a buddy of mine up in Dallas is. He went to Game 6 of the WS, and got this in the mail today:
$#@!ing Cardinals... sending that $#@! to folks who were obviously away fans at that game.
colby lewis is going to be our no. 1 jermy lin uh i mean yu darvish will be no. 3 or 4 according to the official rangers website
Why are we talking about that which will not be mentioned and quoting $#@! from the first page? $#@!ing $#@!.
he just can't stop being a douche
It’s typical to see pitchers running in the outfield during spring training games. It’s less common to see them running before games.
C.J. Wilson has been jogging a mile or two along the warning track before each of his Cactus League starts to simulate the rigors of a regular-season outing. Before Tuesday’s 6-4 loss to the Kansas City Royals -- in which Wilson went five strong innings -- he tried something else to sharpen up.
“I stayed off Twitter today, so my thumbs were fresh,” Wilson said.
The reference, of course, was to Wilson’s tweet over the weekend revealing ex-teammate Mike Napoli’s phone number, something Wilson called a “prank.” Napoli reacted angrily to reporters earlier this week, saying he didn’t consider it a prank.
Wilson had no further comment on the matter, but when he was talking about working with a new set of Angels catchers, he named each of the six Texas Rangers catchers he had worked with over the previous few years, omitting one. When a reporter suggested it was Napoli, he replied, “Oh yeah, Napoli.”
Ok shag...what say you?
I found this today in my closet, yes it is signed by the douche...
I give absolutely zero $#@!s about this baseball so my question is, what should I do with it?
I will of course post pics of any action taken against said baseball...
So what say you?
I'm getting into it with some Okies and reading retarded arguments about whether the uber secret important Asset and Cigar are real over in the Zoo. I've got to stay away from that board.
Just hold onto that ball until the game where St8edge$#@! is pitching in Arlington then recruit some HS slacker to go grab a seat behind the visitor dugout just in time for doucher to make his way there off the mound. Have him yell some choice words and violently return the ball to its rightful owner's forehead. You could do it yourself but if the kid's under 18 he won't be doing any tiiiiiiiime...
I'm sure pooraggy is now pooraggies... You are not welcome, you stupid $#@!. You are still a $#@!ing idiot.
kermit is my new #1 stupid $#@!. He contributes nothing to his own thread, and is too pussy to say $#@! in ours. His own threads posters are trying to call truce in the name of this boards sanity, and he remains to $#@!ing dumb to go along. $#@! him.
Drill a hole in that ball and insert a couple of black cats left over from New Year's or 4th of July. Blow that $#@! up, Ludosc!
giggle.If Holland continues his 2011 performance level over that five-year period, Texas could be getting quite a bargain. Fangraphs says Holland's 2011 season was worth $16.1 million in current dollars, and the average annual value of the deal, according to the Heyman tweet, is just a little over $5 million.
there are 108 laces on a baseball, that is our goal for wins this year. rip one lace out for every win.
I say you draw his stupid face on it and then turn it into a pitching voodoo doll. Or just blow it up like erikestradaschesthair suggested.
More CJ tweets:
@str8edgeracer: Adrian Beltre’s medical history is gross dude. Look at what happens when you don’t wear a cup: twitpic.--------------
@str8edgeracer: Josh Hamilton’s accountabilibuddy waits for him to go to sleep and then goes out and gets ripped at Senor Frog’s.
@str8edgeracer: I had to ply the Rangers with all kinds of mood enhancers to get them to let me start in 2010. I’m not proud of myself.
@str8edgeracer: All of Cliff Lee’s kids are adopted. Shhh. Don’t tell them, they don’t know yet.
@str8edgeracer: Nolan Ryan never uses Advil or buys grass seed.
@str8edgeracer: Michael Young and I would eat lunch every day and he kept demanding I trade him my dessert for his. Get it through your head, dude, I don’t like Hostess Cherry Pies.
@str8edgeracer: Those people in the stands that Frank Francisco hit didn’t do anything, man. That was all Brian Shouse throwing his voice. He’s really good at it.
@str8edgeracer: Ironically, Nelson Cruz’s real name is actually Fausto Carmona.
@str8edgeracer: I don’t think Michael Young sends his kids to a very good school. It’s at _____________, which is a really bad neighborhood when they get out at 3:30 to walk home.
@str8edgeracer: Jon Daniels never learns anybody’s first name, so he won’t feel bad when he trades them.
@str8edgeracer: Elvis Andrus was telling me that he’s been having trouble finding good security back home in Venezuela. He’s bringing in a guy, but will be ridiculously vulnerable for the next 2 weeks.
@str8edgeracer: Bengie Molina makes his kids sleep in catchers’ gear “so they can carry on after I’m gone.”
@str8edgeracer: Colby Lewis is so dumb. Dude, don’t make your ATM number your birthday. 8279 is the first thing somebody’s going to check when they steal your wallet.
@str8edgeracer: Ian Kinsler is the best kept secret on the Rangers. Don’t tell.
if you don't like ceejay, i advise you to stay away from the following website:
then again, there is a forum there. i suggest we send our resident luca brasi to the site to make shaggy's presence known.
and this is posted without comment.
Mariners announce their starting rotation today
and Kevin $#@!in Millwood
we don't stand a chance in hell against that rotation...
Noesi and Millwood, on the other hand . . . .
Still can't believe Kershaw is an unsigned FA...
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Who's the best pitcher in LA? Tonkershaw or WeaverWright?
Last edited by EsTyne; 03-21-2012 at 05:39 PM. Reason: JeredLorenzen
We were making fun of two of Esque's more memorable threads he started.
Those threads were only memorable to me because of spy going full napalm on him.
so there is a slight chance ill get a personal behind the scenes tour of the new CF area on Friday as well as other areas of the ballpark...mainly in the A/V realm...hoping this pans out, and if it does, I will have pics...
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